We are in the process of getting a park established for our dead members. Thing is, each and every one of us comes into this world with a expiration date. When this happens, we want you to be as happy as a pig in mud.
Why not? Is the big question. Why can't you be happy even if you see the dead one? Most people shy away from the dead topic, don't they?
We are going to establish a park where each and every tree represent is departed kin.
It is like this. You plot and plan with us, and part of the plotting and planning is to decide what type or sort of tree you want to be. You also select where you will be planted when you expire. Yes, I really mean planted. Here is the thing. You choose to be a Oak Tree, and you want to be on the Eastern slope of the hill yonder.
When you expire, we deposit the body of what used to be you in a hemp sack, donk the sack with the body in the hole, plant a Oak Sapling on top of the sack, and voila, the oak tree grows and grows and grows until it is very big and very old, and then it grows even more.
And here is the fun part of this Park for our Dead Members. There will be a self service guest house in the park where your family can stay for a few days or a week totally, absolutely free of any charge or any cost. Your family members can then enjoy walking and picnicing in the park, and even enjoy the shade and birdlife the oak tree will provide.
Obviously, you could choose to be a plum tree, or a mulberry tree, or a yellow cling peach, or a majestic weeping willow tree.
The plotting and planning to be a member of this unique park will cost less than one thousand us dollars, all told!
Now, put that in your pipe and smoke it if you can!
Use the contact me gadget below and be sure to indicate what it is what you are asking to learn more about.
Guess I will meet you many years before you are ready for your very own hemp sack.